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agirlinahellasweater:

POUR JUICE ON YOUR BABY. J UUSTT PP OURR J UCIICCE ALL OVOEOR RYOUR YOUN GG  CHILDD, J US T DO I T YO U PIE CE OF

agirlinahellasweater:

POUR JUICE ON YOUR BABY. J UUSTT PP OURR J UCIICCE ALL OVOEOR RYOUR YOUN GG  CHILDD, J US T DO I T YO U PIE CE OF

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darkwingsnark:

He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie. 

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indevampire:

i think there is no greater dark magic than the cha-cha slide

you will never get a group of people obeying every command so quickly as you will by putting on that song.

every previous conversation grinds to a halt as everyone goes to the left and then takes it back now y’all

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frienclzone:

choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you

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raisean0therbr0kenglasst0failure:

fr33kinmatt:

londonwayne:

tableinthecorner:

superblys:

zabvza:

gameandwatch:

fucking watch this

how real is this

this was my tag and i got 21 messages telling me to watch it - you need to watch this

oh my god

I really hope this helps teach people not to do these grand gesture things. It’s such crap and it makes the person feel obligated to say yes or they’re the bad guy. Good for her for just walking the fuck away.

did he say 3 months ago…?

It doesn’t make someone feel obligated to say yes. The lesson here should be to be sure that the person wants that commitment too (3 months isnt enough to be sure, its understandable because id say hell no too) and to be sure they are comfortable with being center of attention like that. A lot of people find grand gestures like that to propose actually very sweet and romantic. Just be sure that the person being proposed to will be comfortable. 

And FYI I think hitting him in the head and storming off was the wrong course of action. She could have said no or stopped him far earlier, and yes it was wrong of him to keep going when she did say no but she could easily have walked away and in no way did he deserve being hit with a fucking instrument for wanting to propose to the girl he loves.

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homoora:

kagura-shingan:

tricoloredcake:

clavid:

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lost it at the music

it doesn’t seem all that funny but when you get to the eND

I FUCKIBG G FOUDN IT 

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

damgiftshop:

*coughs* Ahem… so… Uhhhh… Hi yah. I’ve decided to dig up something I wrote all the way back in October; back before my life became this mayhem of maintaining 4 jobs. Anyway, here you go. Happy 413!!

Shell’s Kitchen Family Restaurant

Summary:

It’s a special night for John and his family, and the best way to celebrate is a big dinner at their favorite Family Restaurant. Also, crayons are involved.

Pairing: JohnDave

Oh my gosh this is the most adorable thing

i keep forgetting i blocked cherubplay with cold turkey and now i wanna cry

rampagey:

breakingdads:

hemingay:

bagmilk:

*doctor voice* congratulations! it’s a brony!

put it back

Nah once a brony leaves his mother he never enters a woman again

I laughed so hard all air has left my lungs and blew a hole through the wall.

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