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plays

shewpthewewp:

this is the video for reference

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kirimoth:

monasticmaestoso:

open the doop, get on the floop. everybody walk the dinosoop

dying

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lollopingbigbrownbear:

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks

lollopingbigbrownbear:

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks

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partner: you be the teacher ill be the student ;)
me: okay
me: write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday
partner: oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)
me: no
partner: but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)
me: no
partner: so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))
me: an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

teaseitoh:

I’m in tears over this comment I’m laughing so hard.

teaseitoh:

I’m in tears over this comment I’m laughing so hard.

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enattendantlesoleil:

me during classes

  • "that’s racist"
  • "that’s sexist"
  • "there are more than two genders"
  • "ok but could we maybe not use that word"
  • "that’s ableist"
  • "there aren’t enough girls in here"
Seventh grade me: oh my god I hope nobody can tell I'm gay please no
Present me: WHY DON'T ANY OF YOU REALIZE I'M GAY DO I NEED TO PAINT MYSELF RAINBOW